Yes, if you love movies and/or bad movie reviews, then this Twitter account - created by Iowan Joe Grabinski - is for you.
Because Amazon Movie Reviews brings you critiques of films that just don't do what they say on the tin:
The Wolf of Wall Street. pic.twitter.com/tpA5syzMVG
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 16, 2014And films that are disappointing - technically or otherwise:
Casablanca. pic.twitter.com/rPrg1sK86J
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 20, 2014Frozen. pic.twitter.com/AAlkg3r7m0
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 8, 2014Recent reviews of Oscar-nominated films include these gems:
Boyhood. #Oscars2015 pic.twitter.com/C3f0dfsDH4
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 23, 2015Boyhood. pic.twitter.com/ui3BKZ4qnl
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 18, 2015Boyhood. pic.twitter.com/HOPZjwmf9L
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) January 27, 2015Selma. pic.twitter.com/7bwKvR9zTp
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 13, 2015The Grand Budapest Hotel. pic.twitter.com/U36PBqLm0Q
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) January 17, 2015Ida. #Oscars2015 pic.twitter.com/ARHb3riFXi
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 23, 2015And as the post-Oscar 'Birdman' backlash gets underway, some people might agree with these:
Birdman. pic.twitter.com/MiCGpO1DkE
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 11, 2015Birdman. pic.twitter.com/qQwEixFDTH
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 16, 2015Other reviewers just find it a little hard to distinguish fact from fiction:
The Shining. pic.twitter.com/txuTZfaK0l
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 12, 2014Air Force One. pic.twitter.com/VxKQhFicUl
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 22, 2015Jury Duty. pic.twitter.com/j3lz1jXqOT
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2015Alien. pic.twitter.com/bzhqyjOxSg
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 17, 2015While others have ideas for movies themselves:
The Sixth Sense. pic.twitter.com/4OMwPURzLS
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 21, 2015'Guardians Of The Galaxy' was not a hit with these people:
Guardians of the Galaxy. pic.twitter.com/qY4APKh4nd
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 20, 2015Guardians of the Galaxy. pic.twitter.com/9TBA7Y77Jl
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 19, 2014While a viewing of 'Finding Nemo' led this viewer to post a call to arms for... dentists:
Finding Nemo. #tbt pic.twitter.com/Ly8PKakevj
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 19, 2015They're not all bad reviews, however. Some Amazon users are so taken by certain movies that their families have made huge life decisions as a result:
Road House. pic.twitter.com/jW7vfiXbae
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 22, 2015Days of Thunder. pic.twitter.com/eqa0m0FrTD
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 21, 2015While others have simply met the men of their dreams:
American Sniper. pic.twitter.com/rvHft8vyZ5
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 20, 2015Dear John. pic.twitter.com/G3Pxp0rqQ8
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 18, 2015Still, with men like these in the world, who can blame them?
Twilight. pic.twitter.com/wXM575W4Me
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 17, 2015The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1. pic.twitter.com/ud2RWZAi7u
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 4, 2015Spring Breakers. #tbt pic.twitter.com/jSFF6ezEhk
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) January 29, 2015Of course, when it comes to disappointing viewing experiences, there's nothing worse than being unable to spot someone you know:
Goodfellas. #tbt pic.twitter.com/hU4WdeTf1T
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 12, 2015Or finding out that it's a cartoon:
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. pic.twitter.com/Lchl80KODB
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) January 30, 2015A musical:
West Side Story. pic.twitter.com/qis4VyIVF3
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 3, 2015Subtitled:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. pic.twitter.com/JBNM2Y8CsH
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 27, 2014Shakespearean:
Romeo + Juliet (1996). pic.twitter.com/AWnNQLZfVg
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 23, 2014Or worse still:
The Thin Blue Line (1988). pic.twitter.com/2PTZfbcPie
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 10, 2015Still, everyone's a critic, eh?
Up in the Air. pic.twitter.com/NAVmgoCO6T
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 8, 2015